RIP Ronnie Barker

(Rewritten for a younger international audience.)

A policeman comes home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have good news and bad news."

"What's the good news?"

"I'm getting a promotion. I caught one of the city's most notorious crooks after getting a tip off."

"That's great, darling. What's the bad news?"

"He was the serial circumciser."