East Bay View (a blog about several things)

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Wednesday, November 30, 2005


  • I shall be very sad if Tom's and Katie's constantly sonogrammed baby ends up with two heads or something. Very sad and amused.
"Guess what, dear, we're spending $10 million on your Bat Mitzvah!"
"Wow, thank you Daddy!"
"And we're flying in some of the hottest names in music to play for you and your friends!"
"Wow, thank you Daddy!"
"Like 50 Cent!"
"Wow, thank you Daddy!"
"And Tom Petty!"
"And Don Henley!"
"And Kenny G!"
"I hate you, Daddy."
Virgil: "Finally, after 2000 years I was getting sick of this place."


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