Misunderestimates: Alias Grace

Brandon Gray's hypothesis is that Diary of a Mad Black Woman did so well because of its title. Panicking studios have announced these renamings of current releases:

Constantine -> Constantizzle
Cursed -> Cussed
Man of the House -> Brotha of Tha Crib
Sideways -> Tipsy
Million Dollar Baby -> 10,000 Benjamin Baby
Hitch -> This Movie Stars Will Smith