RIP Richard Pryor

You ever heard? The niggers had the biggest dicks in the world and they were trying to find a place where they could have their contest, see. And they wasn't no freaks; they didn't want everybody looking. So they were walking around, looking for a secret place. So they were walking across the Golden Gate Bridge and the nigger sees that water and it makes him want to piss, see. One said, "Man, I got to take a leak." He pulled his thing out and was pissing. Other nigger pulled his out and took a piss. And one nigger says, "Goddamn, this water cold!"

Other nigger says, "Yeah, and it's deep, too!"