Full court press: I totally identify with... um, I mean, is this an Onion story?

Colin Leach made a pledge to himself to watch every movie listed on the American Film Institute's annual “100 Greatest” list.

I'm in two minds about whether to tell the poor guy about this. On the one hand, he'd never leave the house again; on the other, the quality of his viewing experience would dramatically increase.

Nah, I won't tell him. Any guy who compares Braveheart and Forrest Gump to "two supermodels" deserves what he gets.