Magnificent severing

Spuriously sourced reports are proclaiming a Weinstein Co. remake of The Seven Samurai.

Starring Zhang Ziyi.

It seems I'm the only person on the Internet who thinks this is a Good Idea.

Seriously, Everybody Else, calm down. Angelides is winning. Life is good. Watch/listen to this. Feel better, right?

***

Anyone want to see the Streets/Lady Sovereign at the Fillmore this Friday?